Your Obituary

Your obituary will sum up your life in a few short paragraphs. All your hopes, joys, and heartaches... reduced to a few paragraphs. Sure, there will be tears, flowers, and condolences. But once it's all said and done, life will go on without you. We all share this inevitable fate, and yet we pretend it's somewhere on a distant horizon. Look, we all have responsibilities, and life can feel like a boxing match with an angry adolescent kangaroo. And that's a fight you aren't winning, by the way. But at the end of the day, we all need something that nourishes our soul. If all we do is go to work, come home, watch television, and go to bed, what's the point? So, what are you doing to make life a little more palatable? Go find your passion. Or better yet, pull it from the closet of forgotten memories. You know what I'm talking about. It's stuffed behind the pile of novelty underwear and lost dreams.